Last week police arrested a 26-year-old woman for posing naked for a photographer in full view of visitors in the NYC Museum of Modern Art’s arms and armor wing.
The model is now facing charges of public lewdness though attorney accurately points out that the museum is full of nude art, and to call what the model and the photographer obscene is ridiculous.
The photographer, Zach Hyman (insert peals of laughter here), who directed the shoot, has been getting a fair amount attention around New York recently for his tendency to photograph nude models on subway.
Hyman insists that he’s inspired by nude paintings (what hymen wouldn’t be?), and that his photos are not pornographic.
Since the photographer is getting all of the press and none of the charges, sounds like he hit a marketing gold mine to me.
A bank worker in Hong Kong filed a complaint against HSBC after being assigned a genderless toilet when he began arriving to work at the bank dressed as a woman in the first stage of a sex change.
The 55-year-old Sr. IT manager claims he has not been permitted to use either the men’s or ladies’ restrooms since he officially switched genders and that the creation of the “genderless toilet” for (s)his usage is an act of discrimination. (I wasn’t even aware that toilets had genders.)
The employee is currently taking female hormones and is scheduled to have the sex change operation in November and feels that he should be allowed to use the female washroom in the meantime, taking the matter to the Equal Opportunities Commission.
He also claims that he has suffered discrimination in the office; namely that requests for a departmental transfer and early retirement have been ignored. In addition, his performance rating has been downgraded because of his gender switch and he is now fearful that he will lose his job.
His complaint is now before the Equal Opportunity Commission and awaiting an official response from the bank. A representative of HSBC has commented that the company is aware of the situation but stresses that the corporation treats all employees with the same respect: (none).
A sheriff’s deputy from Indianapolis was charged this week with official misconduct and patronizing a prostitute (a national pastime) after a police sting caught him attempting to use his job to solicit sexual favors from women while he worked a second job as a security guard at a local gas station.
According to an affidavit, police began the investigation after one woman reported that the 25 year-old deputy had tried to solicit her for sex on several occasions.
The suspect had been with the department for 10 months and was arrested Sunday after police wired the woman for sound to catch him in the act.
Local officials stated that they deputy was heard on a recording offering to trade a pack of cigarettes and a soda for oral sex. (Sounds like she lost out.) The man has been suspended without pay, pending further investigation.
A 58-year-old former mayor was arrested after women from Presall, UK, reported that their underwear was disappearing repeatedly from their homes.
One woman was so upset that she installed a surveillance camera in her bedroom, which caught footage of a semi-naked man rifling through her bureau and putting on her underwear before jerking off.
The investigation that ensued uncovered a collection of panties (turned manties) that matched those reported stolen at the home of the mayor, who was immediately arrested on suspicions of burglary.
Local authorities reported that the suspect is currently out on bail after being questioned. He has since stepped down from his post in light of the arrest. No reports indicate whether the panties are in police custody as evidence. (Disappointing sigh.)
New Hotel Offers Peep Show to Passersby
For all you couch potatoes out there, here’s a new reason to get out and enjoy the outdoors: free local sex acts. The Standard Hotel which recently opened in NYC is fulfilling its promise of packing meat in the city’s Meatpacking district. The former railroad trestle turned local peep show invites horny hotel guests to perform sex acts in front of the building’s floor-to-ceiling windows.
Neighbors report seeing men masturbating, porn films being shot and couples having intercourse in full view of the High Line Park path that runs alongside the hotel. One local business manager at the next door bar, Brass Monkey, stated. “I’ve seen at least 10 different people having sex. Saturday nights are the best time for the show.” (Note to self: keep Saturday nights open.)
Before the story broke and created controversy, the hotel’s Facebook page encourage guests to perform said “sexy parties”, stating: “We encourage you to exercise your inner exhibitionist. Please share your intimate, and explicit photos with us — those floor to ceiling windows aren’t just for the views . . .”
Another witness who works in the area stated, “We saw a naked girl jumping up and down on a trampoline right in front of the window.” NYC City Council Speaker Christine Quinn told The Post she hopes to bring the show to an end. (Every party has a pooper.)
Naked Passenger Arrested on Flight
A St. Louis-bound Southwest Airlines flight was forced to return to Oakland International Airport after a male passenger stripped, hit another passenger, and caused a raucous with crew members.
Police say that the flight returned to California after the 21-year-old man exposed himself to a female passenger seated next to him and then punched her in the face. (Chicks dig that.)
Flight attendants and other passengers then subdued the man as he removed his clothing. He was completely naked when sheriff’s deputies arrested him. (He must have been flying first ass! Ohhhh!)
Both he and the woman he assaulted were taken to the hospital for minor injuries. No word yet on whether the woman or the airline plan to press charges.
Scientist Jailed for S&M Murder
A court recently sentenced a sadomasochistic scientist to 10 years in prison for strangling a woman to death during what was allegedly a sex game gone wrong. The 39-year-old German man was convicted for the murder of a 20-year-old model who had agreed to pose for some S&M photos for him last summer. He was also convicted of desecrating the dead; engaging in intercourse with the woman’s corpse.
The necrophiliac, a dinosaur expert, admitted to strangling the victim, but denied killing her intentionally, alleging that the victim agreed to take part in violent sexual role-playing. In addition to imprisonment, man will also undergo psychological care since the court found he had murdered the woman to satisfy his (macabre) sexual urges. Guess he found her dead sexy (sorry you had to read that).
A public school teacher from South London is facing prison after admitting to a lesbian fling with a 15-year-old student. The teacher first befriended the student and they would meet for coffee after lessons. Once the relationship became sexual, rumors began to develop which finally reached the principal, at which point parents were notified of the scandal.
Upon investigation, police found the teacher with the student during a raid last month, in addition to numerous sex toys. The student confessed to her mother after the teacher was arrested; pleading guilty to six charges of sexual activity with a child. She will also now have to sign the Sex Offenders’ Register. Police at the scene refused to comment but were seen wiping drool from their lips.
Naked Walker Survives Snow Fall
One man’s drunken, midnight ramble through the woods almost turned his birthday suit into his death-day suit early yesterday morning.
The intoxicated 21-year-old slipped and rolled naked down the Victoria alpine region.
Police and medical staff were contacted the man, from Oakleigh, AU, slid over 260 feet down a frozen embankment before smashing into trees.
The man was recovered by friends and treated at the scene of the incident, suffering multiple abrasions to most of his body and second-degree hypothermia (not to mention a severe case of shrinkage). A local official called to the scene (and Notorious B.I.G.) commented, “…Another reminder that snow and alcohol don’t mix” (“like two dicks and no bitch; find yourself in serious $hit.”) A-DUH.
Sex Offender Busted By Burglars
A 24 year old man from North Yorkshire, UK was sentenced to three and a half years in prison after thieves discovered images and video footage of child abuse and child pornography on his stolen laptop and went to police. The laptop was stolen during a burglary in August of last year. However, once the burglars saw the content on the laptop, they turned it over to authorities by way of a tip off. The detective handling the case commented that even though the thieves were committing a crime themselves, it’s commendable that they helped bring a serious offender to justice.
Under investigation, the suspect confessed to downloading child pornography and speaking to underage girls in chat rooms, one of whom he had exposed himself to via webcam. When questioned, the girl admitted that she had felt degraded and humiliated, resorting to self harm.
The judge presiding over the case ruled that the suspect ‘conducted a calculated scam against the girl’ and sentenced him to three and a half years in prison. In addition he’s been banned from working with children for the rest of his life and will be issued with a ’sexual offences prevention order’.
Since the arrest, a 38-year-old man and a 20-year-old woman were arrested in connection with the theft. Both were sentenced to 12-month community order.
PS: This guy kind of looks like someone I used to work with; which makes me giggle.
