Pejazzle is the new Vajazzle
What’s just as good as bedazzling vaginas? Why, bedazzling penises, of course!
From the people who apply Swarovski crystals to your cooter, cums Pejazzling; for the dick that outshines all others.
All you need is a pair of shiny disco balls and you’ll be all set… for Gay Pride! The down side?
Well, apart from exposing your junk to the obvious risk of being cut by many small shards of crystal (guess you won’t be able to jerk off for a while), the service is currently only offered in the UK and Australia. Sorry, America.
Quite possibly the luckiest human being alive, a 36-year-old woman with a chemical imbalance that triggers severe anxiety and hypersexuality recently won a court case to openly masturbate and watch porn at her place of business.
The Brazilian accountant began having problems at work when she realized that the only way to relieve her extreme level of anxiety was by masturbating; often. With regard to her condition, the woman stated, “I got so bad I would masturbate up to forty seven-times a day. That’s when I asked for help, I knew it wasn’t normal.”
The woman sought professional medical help and then won a court battle to be legally permitted to masturbate and watch porn at her desk computer. Following the lawsuit, and thanks to an entire cabinet of meds, she now only has to rub one out round eighteen-times a day. Now her (lucky) colleagues and local corporate pervs get to watch her openly get off at her designated work space while on their way to the loo.
Japan Introduces the AutoJerk
Ok, so maybe it’s not called the AutoJerk, but it really should be.
(No credit or royalties needed, AutoJerk’s Marketing Dept.)
The actual product name is the Sperm Collector, for obvious reasons (but I like mine better…)
The function is self-explanatory.
The Japanese Robot Sperm Collector was (initially) designed for medical purposes.
The perfect companion for any porn mag, The Sperm Collector promises to change the way you donate sperm in medical (or other) facilities!
Click on the pic to watch it in action.
