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$@bs has been writing professionally for over a decade now (damn, bitch is gettin’ up there). A native New Yorker (and honorary Jerseyite), she received a BA in English from Rutgers University in 2000 and has since worn many hats including writer, blogger, marketer, singer, sketch comedy improv actor, comedienne, media whore, cyberJunkie and super-villain.
Vital Stats:
Sign: Taurus/Snake
Totem: Cat
Hobbies: Yoga, Salsa, reading the “men seeking men” section of Craigslist
Turn ons: Thai food, Sushi, Keylime Pie, Kettle 1, Lychee Martinis, Barbie Porn, House music
Turn offs: bacon bits, pork rinds, crowds, smelly dogs, beer, country music, bowling, Doritos, your face (burn!)
Interview with The $@bs:
Barbara Walters: So, what are your interests?
$@bs: Me.
BW: What are your favorite movies?
$@bs: Movies about me.
BW: What kind of music do you listen to?
$@BS: Songs about me.
BW: What are your favorite books?
$@bs: Books about me.
