Balls: The Other White Meat
If you’ve never considered eating anyone’s testicles, now is not the time to start. An article in the Chicago Tribune discussed an eatery in Tokyo where Blowfish testicles prepared by an unauthorized chef sickened seven diners and three remained hospitalized Tuesday after eating the poisonous delicacy.
Other animals whose testicles are eaten in other parts of the world include bull, chicken, lamb and horse. I’d be really interested in hearing from our readers what types of testicles they have been fortunate enough to sample and live to tell the tale.
A homonym of the word testicles, which many are not yet familiar is the word:
testicalls -noun. Yelling any testicle-related words over the telephone, or across long distances. Testicle-related words include, but are not limited to: testicles, balls, nuts, and mansauce activators.
Example:
(from across the field) “Hey Johnny!”
“What?”
“BALLSSSSSS!”
$@bs
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