Broken Penises On the Rise
Ok, so broken penises don’t exactly rise. Nevertheless, hospitals are reporting an increase in the number of fractured penises caused by rough sex; particularly in Jamaica. A urologist from Kingston Public Hospital said he was now treating up to two cases a month. What’s the cause?
Experts believe that everyday Joes are trying to fuck like porn stars, but without the technical skills necessary for the advanced level of intercourse. Bad aim can apparently bend your junk in an odd angle and if done hard enough, this can cause a fracture to the shaft of the penis; a serious medical condition.
So you think you’ve fractured your dick. Now what? Well, first you’re going to want to diagnose the problem.
Symptoms: It hurts like hell. You may also hear a pop on contact, followed by excessive swelling and/or bruising. If you suspect that your cock is banged up (pun intended), immediately consult professional help (not a hooker, but a doctor). Left untreated, a fractured penis can cause impotence or deformation.
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Aaron on 07.07.2010
I doubt anyone will be lead to believe there is a bone in there, but it’s a misleading photo. Since there isn’t a bone, I don’t think fracture is the proper term. In any event I have a bro who fell off the bed with his lady and was rendered impotent until he recently had one of those hydraulic erectors surgically implanted. I think it’s one more example of the negative effect of porn. Excessive waxing and shaving is one that annoys me. When I worked in a video store I remember some erotica made by women that was pretty good. I find sex and sports are similar in that they can be a real gas as a participant, but being a spectator bores me very quickly.
djoney on 07.08.2010
if you want to know why fractured dicks have risen in jamaica. I suggest you go on youtube and search for Daggering dance in Jamaica or just click this link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ty3fGNl_ZWo
The $@bs on 07.08.2010
Makes sense – that’s how I fractured my hip.