It’s more like morning, around 6 am, and I am in one of the most horrible after hours spots I’ve ever witnessed. The crowd is one Cotton Eyed Joe away from Seaside Heights, NJ status and the hair gel is flowing. Only one thing could make this the highlight / downfall of my one and only Las Vegas clubbing experience.
And then I see him: the epitome of all that is cheesy and glamorous. His painted fohawk gleams like a beacon of light and I recognize him instantly as the one they call “Tool Box” on VH1′s Daisy of Love.
A male exotic dancer AKA as Rico Valentino in Vegas, reaching douchebaggery of epic proportions, he claims to have once made a porn on a plane. His alias “Tool Box” is only too fitting considering that in his last moment of fame he was dry humping the other contestants and yelling “BROMAAANCE”. Moments later he was eliminated. Needless to say I spent of the evening (or morning, rather), yelling bromance to my drunken cohorts. Many thanks to my home skillet, Georgie Boy, who found the footage!
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