Bedazzle Your Vagina
Who hasn’t heard of the bedazzler, which leaves even your gaudiest garment ten times tackier? Did you ever want to bedazzle a body part? How about your vagina? Well now you can with ‘Vajazzling’. If you’ve looked at your vagina and noticed a lack of rhinestones, your days of worry are over.
Popularized by NYC’s Completely Bare Spa, you can now have your freshly shorn vaj adorned with stick-on Swarovski crystals in a design of your choice. Customers can pick from a variety of designs including a starburst, a heart, or a butterfly, just to name a few.
Personally, I’d like something a little bit more elaborate and custom to decorate my sacred cave. Like maybe a recreation of the Sistine Chapel ceiling…
Click here to see vajazzling in effect!
So much more advanced than the US, Japanese electronics never cease to amaze and delight. Taking video games to the next level, Japanese adult video game developer, Waffle, has come out with a game that gives the term ‘joystick’ new meaning: ”Me Who Can’t Stop His Right Hand and Childhood Sisters” (roughly translated).
If you think this game sounds awesome(ly incestuous), you’ll be even more excited to know that it tracks how often you rub one out, how much you ejaculate, and how long it takes you to reach orgasm. It even suggests new ways to masturbate!
The one problem I have with the game is that it seems geared to men only. Where’s the women’s version? I mean, come on, a girl’s gotta eat! Am I right, Ladies? Hang on, I think I just got an idea for a new business venture… To see the full article, click here.
Next Olympic Sport: Pole Dancing
If you’ve even been to at least one good strip bar (and you know you have), you know that pole dancing can get pretty intense. Well it’s not just for crack whores any more. One Japanese pole dancer wants to prove that her twenty-five hours of weekly training and blister covered hands deserve attention from someone other than leering pervs. She’s one of many who are now supporting pole dancing as the next official Olympic sport.
What was once considered taboo has suddenly attracted thousands of practitioners who strive to perfect an art form previously known only to tawdry strip clubs. The founder of the International Pole Dancing Fitness Association, the sport’s mother-ship organization, stated, “There will be a day when the Olympics see pole dancing as a sport. The Olympic community needs to acknowledge the number of people doing pole fitness now.” The organization is targeting the 2012 Olympic Games as the first to include.
One of Finland’s most renown pole dance teachers compares the sport to skateboarding or snowboarding, two popular Olympic events despite somewhat controversial beginnings. However, some pole dancers fear that the sexy side of the dance will be lost if it becomes a legitimate sport (Pole Dancing Olympic Scores: Skill- 9/Sex Appeal- 4). One thing is for true, it will be a whore of a different color without the stilettos and thongs.
To read the full article, click here.
It’s not the Oriental Pearl Cream they’ve been trying to trick you into believing all of these years that’s keeping Asian women looking so youthful. It’s the artificial hymen. The first method of creating an artificial hymen was known as a ‘hymenorrhaphy‘, a form of cosmetic surgery where the hymen tissue is pulled back together so it can be ‘re-popped.’ The problem with the procedure is that it basically costs an arm and a vagina.
Now many Chinese street vendors offer artificial hymens or ‘maidenheads’, which inflate inside the vagina and can then be ‘popped’ open with a penis. There are many artificial hymen kits on the market now, such as Night Red, Virtuous Girl Red, and Joan of ARC Red. Disappointingly enough, I haven’t been able to find a link where one may purchase these online. Personally, I think I’m too old to try this, but if I ever decide to become a born again virgin, it will come in handy.
The Amazing Sperm Race
According to National Geographic, sperm is pretty friggin’ cool. At least, that’s what their new documentary “Sizing Up Sperm” seeks to depict. Premiering March 14th, the show will illustrate how every time a guy blows his load, millions of sperm fight in a battle of epic proportions to overcome competitors, armies of antibodies and spermicides in the quest for an eggy victory.
A twist on sex ed, the show brings ejaculation to life (pun intended) by using real people to portray each of the 250 million sperm emitted during male orgasm. Fertility experts walk the viewer through a visual journey from a sperm’s point of view, using “striking landscapes” (ok, that sounds a little scary) to show various phases of the process. Supposedly the testicle is represented by an oversized London skyscraper, so that seems promising… To view the full article, click here.
The Curved Cock Conundrum
Not straight, (but not necessarily gay), the curved cock phenomenon is not at all uncommon. Most penises curve at least a little; they can even point down when erect (owie). According to medical professionals, the only problem with anything more than a 30-degree deviation is the possibility that it can limit the number of sexual positions comfortable for both partners. In that case there are procedures that can help straighten you out.
The treatment to straighten curvature is a surgery called plication. It actually sounds quite horrible and uses such disturbing language as “degloving the penis” and “pulling the skin down”, but essentially the procedure shortens the longer side of the penis so both sides match. Though many men feel self conscious of any curvature, from a woman’s perspective, curving in the right direction is not at all a bad thing. Sometimes the curve can result in easier access to just the right spot!
Finding the Key to the Back Door
I’m not going to be of much use on this topic since my experience with anything at all going in through the out door is extremely limited. I can attest to the fact, however, that many friends have raved about the dirty deed and so does an article by sex columnist, Jeanetta Bradley. In the piece, Bradley notes that although religious prohibitions and sodomy laws still make the act taboo, anal play is a great way to enhance sexual pleasure.
Numerous nerve endings in the region allow both men and women to enjoy anal arousal and achieve an orgasm when done properly. One key point Bradley focuses on is that relaxation is mission critical to effective anal, so chillax at all cost. The article also highlights helpful tips for initial attempts, such as if a penis is too much at first, try having your anus fingered during doggy-style sex .
To read the full article, click here.
Glossary of Gay Terms
If you read as many ‘Men Seeking Men‘ postings on Craigslist as I do (and there’s no way that you do), there are probably a lot of terms that you’re unfamiliar with. Who do you turn to for your homocabulary? Maybe you were wondering, ‘What’s a popper?’, ‘What time is a vampire run?’ ‘Who is Caligula?’
Well wonder no more. This site will get you up to speed on all of your gay vernacular needs. Now you can search the gay way on a lesbian, gay, bisexual, transsexual (LGBT) portal. Visit GayCityUSA’s gay dictionary today for hours of fun with your whole (twisted) family!
Learn How to Deep Throat
Now you, too, can learn how to deep throat in the privacy and comfort of your own home! Many thanks to my girl J. Lav for hookin’ us up with this article. You may be asking yourself, “Why would I want to learn how to deep throat?” Well, in addition to your aspirations of being a porn star, if you don’t like the taste of semen (and who really does) deep throating almost completely eliminates the taste.
This article provides step-by-step instructions on how to deep throat, including diagrams of the anatomy. Learn how to control your gag reflex and relax your tongue so you can slide a cock down your throat. Discover beginner to advanced level techniques, like ‘the throat massage’, a swallowing technique that’s like a massage along the entire length of a cock. So don’t waste another day; you could be throat fucking in no time!
For the complete article, click here.
*WARNING: Do not practice on hot dogs.
Masturbation Tips
In my search to diversify the sex-related content you’ve grown to know and love, I stumbled upon this morsel. The article is related to masturbation for men, but who can’t use a brush-up (and down) on hand job skills now and then? (Chill, ladies; tomorrow’s post will pussify your protests.) While the article had many good ideas, the best ones were:
- Switch hands or change positions – personally I can’t get the right friction with my left hand, but maybe I just don’t have the right equipment. I’ve heard good reviews about The Stranger.
- Simulate thrusts instead of using your hands to move up and down the shaft. While I appreciate this move saves you from Carpal Tunnel Syndrome, it might not look that sexy. Therefore, NOT recommended during mutual masturbation.
- Different strokes – And not in a Gary Coleman kind of way. The article suggests rolling your penis in between your hands while moving them up and down the shaft or using long twisting strokes. Actually this just sounds kind of painful.
- Don’t neglect the rest of your genitals, try massaging the perineum (the area between the balls and the anus, AKA ‘the taint’). It’s also recommended you try sticking your finger in your ass (multi-taskers only).
- Toys – The piece urges you to consider using a vibrator, dildo, butt plug, cock ring or cock sleeve. Frankly, this just sounds gay, but whatevs, no judgement.
Happy playing!
For the complete article, click here.
