10.26.2009
Chew On This: Vaginal Mints
by The $@bs
Ladies, in case you’re worried about how you might taste south of the border, no need to fear! Since we all love stickin’ stuff up there, how about a savory mint?
Linger: International Feminine Flavoring saves you menacing embarrassment, claiming to “improve the quality of oral sex” by flavoring “the secretions of a woman when she is sexually aroused”. (Seems like quite a promise, but any woman can tell you a fresh tasting vaj doesn’t equal satisfaction… for her anyway).
The idea was too intriguing NOT to click on ‘instructions’. Much to my disappointment, there was no diagram. Instead, copy states that “Linger is shaped for comfort during insertion” (suspect). Personally, good ol’ soap and H20 have gotten me this far…
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BART on 10.26.2009
Soap and water takes care of everything. But a vaginal mint sounds great– tho I imagine it may burn. I do not have a vagina though, so I cant say for sure. Chapstick medicated lip balm I hear is quite nice… tho I hear only when applied by lips that have already been smeared with it….