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Comment on Man Sues Airline For Refusing to Look At His Penis by Yusuf Ibn Yusuf

Yusuf Ibn Yusuf — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 13:20:03 +0000

Been bruised from fighting but never ruptured. Worst injury was a torque. It hurt to sit or stand. I was on my back for almost two weeks.

Comment on Man Sues Airline For Refusing to Look At His Penis by Ferrous FFh

Ferrous FFh — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 17:34:18 +0000

WOW, I’ve never heard anything like that before. I have to go with what the last guy said about the ruptured vein, as I’ve never hear of anything like that. Was it his frenulum? This man may never get a hard-on again in life if it was? Well, what else can be said really other than that really sucks for him as that’s just not kosher at all.

Comment on Man Sues Airline For Refusing to Look At His Penis by countcenci

countcenci — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 00:27:43 +0000

He should have asked a stewardess (flight attendant if you want to get all PC). Damn. How does a vein rupture in your cock anyway? I’ve tried some difficult sex before and that never happened.

Comment on Man With World’s Largest Penis Unemployed by countcenci

countcenci — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 01:22:35 +0000

Sabs. You’ve been on a rash of penis posts recently. What gives? You just love cock, or maybe confounded by the lack thereof?

Also, this guy is 9.5 inches flaccid and 13.5 inches erect, so we can go out on a limb and say he’s a shower and not a grower. Get it? Limb.

Comment on Man With World’s Largest Penis Unemployed by The $@bs

The $@bs — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 15:22:56 +0000

What kind of sick fuck stretches their foreskin over a doorknob?

Comment on Bedazzle Your Vagina by spikester

spikester — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 15:16:03 +0000

Lord how I would have loved to have seen Billy Mays hawking this on TV.

HERE’S HOW TO ORDER!!

Comment on Man With World’s Largest Penis Unemployed by spikester

spikester — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 15:13:51 +0000

it’s a curse (they say) because the amount of blood required to fill something that size is pretty dangerous, because it deprives the brain and they get lightheaded and, sometimes, faint. Also, it never gets completely hard – one actress who worked with John Holmes (who measured around twelve inches) said it was “spongy”.

Perhaps if he wanted to be taken seriously as an actor, he should stop talking about it quite so much. I have less respect for someone who goes “waaaah, i’m an ACTOR, waaaah, nobody takes me seriously, waaaah, porn is for losers” but seems to have spent the last eleven years doing nothing BUT talk about his tallywhacker:

Falcon gained media attention after appearing in the 1999 HBO documentary Private Dicks: Men Exposed, in which men were interviewed in the nude about their penises.[3] He also gained additional coverage after Rolling Stone did a feature story on him in June 2003.[1]

In early 2006, he appeared in a documentary by UK Channel 4 called “The World’s Biggest Penis.”[4] His large size also led him to several appearances on the Howard Stern radio program.[2]

Rolling Stone reports Falcon’s penis as 9.5 inches (24 cm) in length when flaccid and 13.5 inches (34 cm) in length when erect.[1] Falcon appeared on The Daily Show on March 2, 2010, and stated that he can can completely envelop a doorknob with his foreskin.[5] In the Daily Show segment, Samantha Bee attempts to convince Jonah to enter the pornography industry.

Comment on Japanese Game Keeps Track Of How Much You Masturbate by The $@bs

The $@bs — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 15:19:42 +0000

With games like these, everyone is a winner! (And also kind of a loser…)

Comment on Have You Ever Wondered Why Asian Women Look So Young: Artificial Hymens by angel

angel — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 06:50:22 +0000

where can i buy this product? can i have a phon number?
please help me !!!????

Comment on Japanese Game Keeps Track Of How Much You Masturbate by spikester

spikester — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 00:16:22 +0000

i just played it, and it flashed this message up:

YOU A WINNER! ! YOU IS THE BESST OF WORLD! ! PLEASE EXCEPT TOP HAPPY HAPPY FUN PRIZE OF NEW PAIRS OF GLASSES ! !

…..i’m not sure what that means.