Eel Crawls Up Fishmonger’s Ass
Ever get that ‘not-so-fresh’ feeling? It may be that a live eel is scrambling through your bung hole… A Chinese fishmonger suffered severe internal injuries after an eel crawled up his ass when he slipped and fell off the edge of a container housing hundreds of fish.
The 43-year-old stated, ”I guess they were scared when I suddenly landed in the tank so they started wriggling everywhere. Several shot up my trouser leg. And then to my horror I felt one go up my bottom.”
The man attempted to continue with his work, but was in too much pain to do so. Emergency medical professionals were contacted when he later collapsed. Doctors were able to remove the eel in a surgical procedure which lasted five hours. A spokesperson for the hospital noted that, “the eel was as wide as two fingers and as long as a man’s arm.” So, uh, hintedy, hint-hint.
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CNA Training on 01.07.2011
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This post has me confused.