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	<title>It&#039;s My World, Ur Just a Squirrel</title>
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		<title>Man Sues Airline For Refusing to Look At His Penis</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A Canadian man had just boarded a flight when he began to feel discomfort in his groin. Inspecting himself in the bathroom, he noticed that his genitals were bleeding. (Un)Naturally he sent for a male flight attendant to examine his bloody penis. Shockingly, the flight attendant refused and instead, simply handed the passenger some tissues. Upon landing, the passenger [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8216;Extra Small&#8217; Condoms for 12-Year-Old Boys Go on Sale</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Good news for sexually active 12-year-olds!  A major Swiss condom manufacturer just created extra-small condoms for boys as young as 12 years of age. A standard condom has a diameter of 2 inches, while the newly created condom, known as &#8216;The Hotshot&#8217;, is 1.7 inches. (Actually, I can think of a few men above the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Big Penis Saves Minor</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Big dicks never looked so good; especially to one particular first grader. She was spared from being raped because her assailant’s penis was too big to penetrate her.
The attacker, a farmer, lured the girl in a school yard and asked her to lie down next to him on the ground. When she refused, he pulled her to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Man With World&#8217;s Largest Penis Unemployed</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Just exactly how large is the world&#8217;s biggest male member? According to an HBO documentary, right around 13.5 inches. It cums as no surprise then (pun intended), that the owner of this impressive piece of equipment, Jonah Falcon, is an aspiring actor.
What is surprising, however, is that he has rejected the obvious career choice for a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bedazzle Your Vagina</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Who hasn&#8217;t heard of the bedazzler, which leaves even your gaudiest garment ten times tackier? Did you ever want to bedazzle a body part? How about your vagina? Well now you can with &#8216;Vajazzling&#8217;. If you&#8217;ve looked at your vagina and noticed a lack of rhinestones, your days of worry are over.
Popularized by NYC&#8217;s Completely [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Japanese Game Keeps Track Of How Much You Masturbate</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So much more advanced than the US, Japanese electronics never cease to amaze and delight. Taking video games to the next level, Japanese adult video game developer, Waffle, has come out with a game that gives the term &#8216;joystick&#8217; new meaning:  &#8221;Me Who Can&#8217;t Stop His Right Hand and Childhood Sisters&#8221; (roughly translated).
If you think this game [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How to Masturbate Discreetly in Public</title>
		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;re a natural born horn-dog and have never tried masturbating (discreetly) in public, you&#8217;re missing out. The danger of getting caught can be quite thrilling, and apparently not I&#8217;m alone in this sentiment. A recent article published by The Daily Loaf has some helpful hints on how you can get started being naughty on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Next Olympic Sport: Pole Dancing</title>
		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;ve even been to at least one good strip bar (and you know you have), you know that pole dancing can get pretty intense. Well it&#8217;s not just for crack whores any more. One Japanese pole dancer wants to prove that her twenty-five hours of weekly training and blister covered hands deserve attention from [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://thesabs.com/next-olympic-sport-pole-dancing/</link>
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		<title>Vagina Rejuvenation Spray</title>
		<description><![CDATA[If the artificial hymen isn’t enough to prove your faux purity, now there’s Instant Virgin vagina tightening spray! Made of all natural ingredients, this new herbal spray can be applied 15 minutes prior to sex and promises to start tightening the vaginal walls immediately.
The manufacturing company states that the product is condom safe and will [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Swiss Prostitutes Trained To Use Defibrillators in Brothels</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Everyone who has had fears about having a heart attack at a Swiss whorehouse can now breathe a sigh of relief. Swiss prostitutes are now being trained to use defibrillators when needed. Brothel owners say it’s important to have electric shock treatment on-site in case one of their many elderly customers need to jump start [...]]]></description>
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