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	<title>It&#039;s My World, Ur Just a Squirrel</title>
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		<title>Catch the Flow: The Menstrual Cup</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#160; As a female, we have but two choices: and I don&#8217;t mean death or oongaboonga. You can shove a stick of cotton up there, hope there&#8217;s no overflow, and pull a warm gooey wad of blood out of yourself hours later, better known as a tampon. Or you can place a would-be padded post [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ultrasound of Testicles Uncovers Spooky Face in Agony</title>
		<description><![CDATA[What&#8217;s worse than finding out that you have a testicular tumor? Seeing the tumor&#8217;s scary face. Canadian doctors were shocked to discover a man&#8217;s startled image staring back at them as they scanned the testicles of a 45-year-old paraplegic man. &#8220;It was very ghoulish, like a man screaming in pain,&#8221; one of the doctors described. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Man Vows To Masturbate In Every Starbucks Bathroom In NYC</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Do you want whip cream with that?&#8221; A NYC local who calls himself Mister PeePee sure does. He has one mission: to jack off in every  Starbucks bathroom in NYC. He even recorded a podcast describing the task at hand (literally). After each of conquests, he rates the results. After a visit to the bathroom, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Man Seeks Surgery for 100-Pound Scrotum</title>
		<description><![CDATA[What man doesn&#8217;t wish he had bigger balls? Perhaps one man from Las Vegas suffering from a condition resulting in the enlargement of his scrotum, now weighing in at 100 lbs. The man has difficulty with such simple tasks as getting dressed. He made a makeshift pedestal made from a pillow and milk crate to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Eel Swims Up Man&#8217;s Penis</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Looking for the fountain of youth? Don&#8217;t. A Chinese man who decided to bathe with live eels in an attempt to look younger, didn&#8217;t think about the risks involved. None of the eels made him feel any younger; especially the one that slipped up his penis. The 56-year-old man bought ten live eels from a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sex Toys for Halloween</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Somethin&#8217; spooky this way cums! Anyone not yet visually pleasured by a fleshlight will soon succumb (hard) to these ghoulish delights. Just in time for Halloween, Fleshlight helps you get your sex toy on with a monster motif. And just in case The Drac doesn&#8217;t exactly get your blood crawling, you have a variety to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Priest Claims Divine Powers Turned His Penis Into A Vagina</title>
		<description><![CDATA[If your local clergyman claims that the gods performed a sex change on him, you may want to think about converting. A 25-year-old South African priest claimed to have been mysteriously turned into a woman by the gods, alleging that he gave birth to a baby girl. Hundreds of village people (not to be confused [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://thesabs.com/priest-claims-divine-powers-turned-his-penis-into-a-vagina/</link>
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		<title>Naked Man Breaks Into Home, Takes a Dump, Jumps in Hot Tub</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Next time you decide to trespass naked and take a shit in a stranger&#8217;s garage, you might want to check to make sure the homeowner isn&#8217;t a former member of the military. Police in North Idaho received a phone call from a local resident that &#8220;Some guy had gone in his garage and taken all [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://thesabs.com/naked-man-breaks-into-home-takes-a-dump-jumps-in-hot-tub/</link>
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		<title>Man Arrested For Having Sex With Neighbor&#8217;s Pool Raft</title>
		<description><![CDATA[What&#8217;s pink, floats, and looks good enough to have sex with? One man would say the answer is his neighbor&#8217;s pool raft. A 32-year-old man from OH was arrested for allegedly having sex with a neighbor&#8217;s pink inflatable raft in an alley. The neighbor reported that he spotted the man on top of the raft [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://thesabs.com/man-arrested-for-having-sex-with-neighbors-pool-raft/</link>
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		<title>Naked Woman Crawling in Street Holds Up Traffic</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Floridian drivers got a surprise drive-by peep show Monday afternoon when they had to swerve to avoid a woman crawling naked in the middle of the road with total disregard to traffic. Cops stated that a crowd had gathered to watch the woman &#8220;crawling on her hands and knees as vehicles swerved to avoid hitting [...]]]></description>
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