09.07.2010
In a rusty start to end all rusty starts, a most unfortunate British bridegroom impaled his manhood during his wedding night. The man and his new wife were looking forward to an evening of newlywedded debauchery when the groom attempted to serenade his wife on stage and ended up impaling his penis on a rusty nail.
Blood immediately began pouring from his crotch and he screamed, ’My ball’s hanging off” only minutes before fainting. The young man was rushed to the emergency room where he received 17 stitches to repair the damage. The couple was able to consummate the marriage two days later.
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