01.12.2010

Absolutely nothing.  And yet I can’t get over the amount of time the average human being spends either trying to remove, or else regrow hair in choice spots of the body.

This might be kind of an overshare, but since it is what I do best, moments when incessant grooming matters most are farther between of late, and it’s just a lot less work. May I also add that it’s  much less painful; anyone who has received a Brazilian wax knows what I mean. There’s an unspoken agreement that beauty is pain: Waxing, threading, certain foot apparel, it can all feel very unpleasant.

Add to that the fact that I just switched to a gym close enough to shower at home; no hardly reason at all to pick up a razor as often. Why bother when no one sees anything other than my face and hands? Wait, if I start wearing a burka, I wouldn’t have to tweeze either…

Comments

  1. BRIAN on 01.14.2010

    hairy woman really turn me on.

  2. Aaron on 07.01.2010

    Other than her legs, I prefer my woman not shave or use a depilatory in the winter, and only as much as a swimsuit requires in the summer. Outside the season I feel there is no point maintaining the landing strip unless flying to Rio. Actually I’m not really fond of the landing strip look at all*, it reminds me of a certain Germanic despot’s mustache.
    *Still preferable to that clean-shaven prepubescent look though.

  3. The $@bs on 07.01.2010

    Thanks for your comment on this VERY old post!

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