So much more advanced than the US, Japanese electronics never cease to amaze and delight. Taking video games to the next level, Japanese adult video game developer, Waffle, has come out with a game that gives the term ‘joystick’ new meaning: ”Me Who Can’t Stop His Right Hand and Childhood Sisters” (roughly translated).
If you think this game sounds awesome(ly incestuous), you’ll be even more excited to know that it tracks how often you rub one out, how much you ejaculate, and how long it takes you to reach orgasm. It even suggests new ways to masturbate!
The one problem I have with the game is that it seems geared to men only. Where’s the women’s version? I mean, come on, a girl’s gotta eat! Am I right, Ladies? Hang on, I think I just got an idea for a new business venture… To see the full article, click here.
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spikester on 03.01.2010
i just played it, and it flashed this message up:
YOU A WINNER! ! YOU IS THE BESST OF WORLD! ! PLEASE EXCEPT TOP HAPPY HAPPY FUN PRIZE OF NEW PAIRS OF GLASSES ! !
…..i’m not sure what that means.
The $@bs on 03.02.2010
With games like these, everyone is a winner! (And also kind of a loser…)