What do you do if you can’t get laid? Go for the next best thing: Squiddy Porn. But try and find some that features a live fish at least, before having your voyeuristic, bestial way. One extremely weird 46-year old British man was caught with a pic of a man having sex with a dead squid after cops raided his stash of grossly offensive porn .
The man was charged with possession of an image of someone “performing an act of intercourse with a dead animal, namely an octopus/squid, which was grossly offensive, disgusting or otherwise of an obscene character“. In total, the alleged perv was charged with 25 counts of pornography.
In his dirty little secret collection, authorities also found 57 child porn images and photos of a person performing sex acts with horses and dogs. When questioned about the images, the man told the court that he looked at the photographs because he couldn’t get sexually aroused, but that the photos didn’t relieve his problems. (Shocker.) He’s been sentenced to four months in prison.
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Beautiful Dreamer on 04.05.2011
If you are going to have sex with a mollusk, this cephalopod is the one, however care must be exercised in the removal of the beak, otherwise the whole experience can be rather painful. One time I was….oh nevermind.