Man Arrested 4 Naked Game of Ring & Run
Who hasn’t played the beloved childhood game of Ring & Run, aka Ding, Dong, Ditch? You walk up stealthily to some unsuspecting door, ring the bell impishly and run like hell! A man from San Mateo, CA decided to take the Ring and Run challenge to the next level, upping the stakes by playing the age-old game in his birthday suit.
The 38-year-old man was arrested early Saturday after allegedly ringing neighbors’ doorbells naked. Authorities responding to complaints were led on a chase for nearly seven miles before the man stopped his pickup truck on an on-ramp to a local highway. He then exited the car and ran into an occupied house by kicking in a door, finally trying to hide behind nearby trees and shrubs (and failing).
The man was ultimately arrested on suspicion of a DUI (shocker), evading a police officer, driving with a suspended license, indecent exposure, entering a house without permission, vandalism, resisting arrest, and a partridge in a pear tree.
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niceguyted on 07.21.2009
Ok: All of this makes complete sense to me – except for the fact that the dude’s 38 fricking years old and that he was doing this IN HIS OWN NEIGHBORHOOD.
Drunk? Check. Naked? Check. Ring&Run? Check. These are some of the finer things in life – and the man approaches genius for combining them (I added spraypaint when I was doing this in college – mensa, you know).
I can even give him the drunk driving thing – that can be fun too – but getting caught by the cops (for any/all of the above) only qualifies this dude for eftard status. Good post, Sabs. My (comparative) self-esteem has significantly improved as a result.