07.13.2010
A man from Boulder, Co is facing charges of indecent exposure after he was caught masturbating behind the (aptly named) meat counter of a local grocery. A female customer at the store reported that she was shopping in the meat department when the suspect asked her if she was finding everything. She told authorities that she noticed movement behind the meat display (no, not his own personal meat display, but the cold cuts) and saw the suspect ‘holding his penis‘. She continued that the suspect began jerking off while talking to her, but seeing the look of shock on her face, put his dick back in his pants.
The woman then stated that she walked away from the meat counter and looked back to see the suspect back in the act. After reporting the incident to the store’s manager, police were called and the suspect was arrested. When questioned by police, the suspect admitted to “having his penis out of his pants”. The case was set for trial on September 7 and the store was closed for unrelated reasons (though I’m sure this didn’t help).
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