05.20.2009
Stories like these make me feel like I’m not so bad after all; in comparison, anyway. A man who sells flowers near cemeteries is accused of robbing the dead at St. Mary’s and Flushing Cemeteries in Queens. The macabre scheme has locals seething.
Reporter, Arnold Diaz, confronted the man, who first denied the allegations, and later admitted to dumpster diving for the artificial bouquets in the cemeteries. Incidentally, there are no dumpsters anywhere near either cemetery.
Eye witnesses, namely zombies, had this to say: “BRAIIIINNNNNSSS”. It’s good to know that I won’t be alone in hell, and that it will be filled with artificial flowers. To see Diaz’s interview, click here.
$@bs
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niceguyted on 05.20.2009
“rob the dead” is an essential tag for any successful blogger.
PS: You’re money, baby.