Man With World’s Largest Penis Unemployed
Just exactly how large is the world’s biggest male member? According to an HBO documentary, right around 13.5 inches. It cums as no surprise then (pun intended), that the owner of this impressive piece of equipment, Jonah Falcon, is an aspiring actor.
What is surprising, however, is that he has rejected the obvious career choice for a man of his standing (on 3 legs): Porn. I know, kind of a waste of … um, natural talent. Why? Two reason: First, he stated “If I did porn, nobody would take me seriously. Nobody. And Nobody would care about the size of my penis.”
And secondly, “Because porn actors all lie about the size of their penis. I’ve been measured on TV.”
Instead he’d rather swing his thing around the unemployment line. Make sense to anyone? Yea, me neither, but apparently the man (to end all men) is still seeking employment.
I wonder if he’d consider a (very) private company…
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spikester on 03.04.2010
it’s a curse (they say) because the amount of blood required to fill something that size is pretty dangerous, because it deprives the brain and they get lightheaded and, sometimes, faint. Also, it never gets completely hard – one actress who worked with John Holmes (who measured around twelve inches) said it was “spongy”.
Perhaps if he wanted to be taken seriously as an actor, he should stop talking about it quite so much. I have less respect for someone who goes “waaaah, i’m an ACTOR, waaaah, nobody takes me seriously, waaaah, porn is for losers” but seems to have spent the last eleven years doing nothing BUT talk about his tallywhacker:
Falcon gained media attention after appearing in the 1999 HBO documentary Private Dicks: Men Exposed, in which men were interviewed in the nude about their penises.[3] He also gained additional coverage after Rolling Stone did a feature story on him in June 2003.[1]
In early 2006, he appeared in a documentary by UK Channel 4 called “The World’s Biggest Penis.”[4] His large size also led him to several appearances on the Howard Stern radio program.[2]
Rolling Stone reports Falcon’s penis as 9.5 inches (24 cm) in length when flaccid and 13.5 inches (34 cm) in length when erect.[1] Falcon appeared on The Daily Show on March 2, 2010, and stated that he can can completely envelop a doorknob with his foreskin.[5] In the Daily Show segment, Samantha Bee attempts to convince Jonah to enter the pornography industry.
The $@bs on 03.04.2010
What kind of sick fuck stretches their foreskin over a doorknob?
countcenci on 03.04.2010
Sabs. You’ve been on a rash of penis posts recently. What gives? You just love cock, or maybe confounded by the lack thereof?
Also, this guy is 9.5 inches flaccid and 13.5 inches erect, so we can go out on a limb and say he’s a shower and not a grower. Get it? Limb.