Comments on: Man With World’s Largest Penis Unemployed http://thesabs.com/man-with-worlds-largest-penis/ Because I'm a media whore with a dirty mind and a penchant for laughter... Fri, 16 Dec 2011 03:20:48 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: countcenci http://thesabs.com/man-with-worlds-largest-penis/comment-page-1/#comment-4042 countcenci Fri, 05 Mar 2010 01:22:35 +0000 http://thesabs.com/?p=3795#comment-4042 Sabs. You've been on a rash of penis posts recently. What gives? You just love cock, or maybe confounded by the lack thereof? Also, this guy is 9.5 inches flaccid and 13.5 inches erect, so we can go out on a limb and say he's a shower and not a grower. Get it? Limb. Sabs. You’ve been on a rash of penis posts recently. What gives? You just love cock, or maybe confounded by the lack thereof?

Also, this guy is 9.5 inches flaccid and 13.5 inches erect, so we can go out on a limb and say he’s a shower and not a grower. Get it? Limb.

]]> By: The $@bs http://thesabs.com/man-with-worlds-largest-penis/comment-page-1/#comment-4041 The $@bs Thu, 04 Mar 2010 15:22:56 +0000 http://thesabs.com/?p=3795#comment-4041 What kind of sick fuck stretches their foreskin over a doorknob? What kind of sick fuck stretches their foreskin over a doorknob?

]]> By: spikester http://thesabs.com/man-with-worlds-largest-penis/comment-page-1/#comment-4039 spikester Thu, 04 Mar 2010 15:13:51 +0000 http://thesabs.com/?p=3795#comment-4039 it's a curse (they say) because the amount of blood required to fill something that size is pretty dangerous, because it deprives the brain and they get lightheaded and, sometimes, faint. Also, it never gets completely hard - one actress who worked with John Holmes (who measured around twelve inches) said it was "spongy". Perhaps if he wanted to be taken seriously as an actor, he should stop talking about it quite so much. I have less respect for someone who goes "waaaah, i'm an ACTOR, waaaah, nobody takes me seriously, waaaah, porn is for losers" but seems to have spent the last eleven years doing nothing BUT talk about his tallywhacker: Falcon gained media attention after appearing in the 1999 HBO documentary Private Dicks: Men Exposed, in which men were interviewed in the nude about their penises.[3] He also gained additional coverage after Rolling Stone did a feature story on him in June 2003.[1] In early 2006, he appeared in a documentary by UK Channel 4 called "The World's Biggest Penis."[4] His large size also led him to several appearances on the Howard Stern radio program.[2] Rolling Stone reports Falcon's penis as 9.5 inches (24 cm) in length when flaccid and 13.5 inches (34 cm) in length when erect.[1] Falcon appeared on The Daily Show on March 2, 2010, and stated that he can can completely envelop a doorknob with his foreskin.[5] In the Daily Show segment, Samantha Bee attempts to convince Jonah to enter the pornography industry. it’s a curse (they say) because the amount of blood required to fill something that size is pretty dangerous, because it deprives the brain and they get lightheaded and, sometimes, faint. Also, it never gets completely hard – one actress who worked with John Holmes (who measured around twelve inches) said it was “spongy”.

Perhaps if he wanted to be taken seriously as an actor, he should stop talking about it quite so much. I have less respect for someone who goes “waaaah, i’m an ACTOR, waaaah, nobody takes me seriously, waaaah, porn is for losers” but seems to have spent the last eleven years doing nothing BUT talk about his tallywhacker:

Falcon gained media attention after appearing in the 1999 HBO documentary Private Dicks: Men Exposed, in which men were interviewed in the nude about their penises.[3] He also gained additional coverage after Rolling Stone did a feature story on him in June 2003.[1]

In early 2006, he appeared in a documentary by UK Channel 4 called “The World’s Biggest Penis.”[4] His large size also led him to several appearances on the Howard Stern radio program.[2]

Rolling Stone reports Falcon’s penis as 9.5 inches (24 cm) in length when flaccid and 13.5 inches (34 cm) in length when erect.[1] Falcon appeared on The Daily Show on March 2, 2010, and stated that he can can completely envelop a doorknob with his foreskin.[5] In the Daily Show segment, Samantha Bee attempts to convince Jonah to enter the pornography industry.

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