Comments on: Masturbation Tips II – For Her http://thesabs.com/masturbation-tips-ii-for-her/ Because I'm a media whore with a dirty mind and a penchant for laughter... Fri, 16 Dec 2011 03:20:48 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: Masturbating Women – Latest Masturbating Women news – John Mayer Loves to Masturbate http://thesabs.com/masturbation-tips-ii-for-her/comment-page-1/#comment-4000 Masturbating Women – Latest Masturbating Women news – John Mayer Loves to Masturbate Tue, 26 Jan 2010 04:42:28 +0000 http://thesabs.com/?p=3579#comment-4000 [...] Masturbation Tips II – For Her : It’s My World, Ur Just a Squirrel [...] [...] Masturbation Tips II – For Her : It’s My World, Ur Just a Squirrel [...]

]]> By: Spikester http://thesabs.com/masturbation-tips-ii-for-her/comment-page-1/#comment-3998 Spikester Sat, 23 Jan 2010 01:47:12 +0000 http://thesabs.com/?p=3579#comment-3998 It's totally the opposite for me. I've spoken to dozens of women who have been quite open about how often (and where) their bean gets flicked, including a co-worker who told me she would sometimes take care of business at the office, using the seam of her jeans. But there's some men who take a positively Victorian attitude to it, as if their stiffy was a ticket to hell itself. It's the embarrassment factor, I suppose. Men are, generally, uncomfortable talking to each other about all things tallywhacker. I've found a good ice breaker for the deniers is "you know, it builds up - so if you're not getting any from a woman and you're not making Kojack cry on your own, then it's probably coming out as a wet dream. So which is it? Hot dog sandwich, or sticky sheets?" ....they usually run away crying at this point. It’s totally the opposite for me. I’ve spoken to dozens of women who have been quite open about how often (and where) their bean gets flicked, including a co-worker who told me she would sometimes take care of business at the office, using the seam of her jeans. But there’s some men who take a positively Victorian attitude to it, as if their stiffy was a ticket to hell itself. It’s the embarrassment factor, I suppose. Men are, generally, uncomfortable talking to each other about all things tallywhacker.

I’ve found a good ice breaker for the deniers is “you know, it builds up – so if you’re not getting any from a woman and you’re not making Kojack cry on your own, then it’s probably coming out as a wet dream. So which is it? Hot dog sandwich, or sticky sheets?”

….they usually run away crying at this point.

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