May is National Masturbation Month
Funny, I thought every month was Masturbation Month, but May Day actually marks the first day of National Masturbation Month in the US. Most of the coverage for this holiday occurred back in ’92, on Seinfeld. Jerry and cast brought up the subject during the episode that George’s mom catches him spankin’ it.
This turned into a contest for who could go the longest without pleasuring themselves. Unable to say the actual word on primetime TV, the euphemism, “master of my domain,” was used. Not surprisingly, no one was able to win.
Masturbation got a month of its own when in 1995 Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders commented that masturbation is,“something that is part of human sexuality and a part of something that perhaps should be taught.” Word.
It has been said that “ninety-eight percent of us masturbate, and the other two percent are liars,” and with that I bid you a Happy Masturbation Month!
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Trooper Thorn on 05.03.2010
It’s Masterbation Month already? Where does the year go? I lose track of time when I’m masturbatiing. I must remember to send my mom something to mark the occasion.