Naked Fist Fight Shocks Cafe Patrons
In an episode that clearly should have been aired on Spike TV, a woman stripped naked in front of a crowd of people innocently dining at a restaurant in Australia yesterday. Witnesses reported that the woman took off all her clothes when she got into a full-on fist fight with another woman over a man.
Police said that the 39-year-old woman was picked up from a median strip on Dick Ward Drive (note the irony) after she tore off all of her clothes. Restaurant customers were reportedly unimpressed (obviously an ‘A’ cup).
One witness commented, “She was pretty much just defending herself and then she was lifting up her shirt and showing her breasts. She took off her clothes and then she walked to the median strip, lit a cigarette and laid down.” Police found the woman lying naked, still in full view of patrons at the restaurant. She was given a fine and taken home in a paddy wagon. Aussies apparently don’t have very advanced phones since NO footage is available of the encounter. Thanks for nothin’, Australia.
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