Playboy Forces Us See Tara Reid Naked… Again
I happened to have had the misfortune of growing up in the same town as Tara Reid. We went to the same grade school and my father still lives in the same house in which I grew up. One day he was in line at the bank when he happened to hear a conversation going on between the teller and the woman in front of him.
The woman said, in the Jerseyest of Jersey accents, “So she says, ‘So come to LA.’ So we says, so we can’t cuz the dawg. So she says ‘So bring the dawg.’ So we’re bringin’ the dawg ta LA!’ My father stared in wonder as the woman left the bank and asked the teller who she was. The teller replied that the woman was Tara Reid’s mother. My father, who has yet to visit an ATM, responded, “What is a Tara Reid?”
The answer to this age old questions is: A rich debauched alcoholic hobag with a botched boob job; and this is why she’s famous. Of course Playboy has to get a piece of the Z-list celeb action by exposing us all to her bad breast augmentation surgery… again. We’ve already seen her naked – who decided she might get better looking by aging? Not I, said the little red hen.
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Orlando La Rosa on 12.21.2009
So what do I have to do to see the pics of Tara?
The $@bs on 12.21.2009
I’m pretty sure you just have to buy the magazine. Or google it!
Jasmine Turner on 08.11.2010
maybe in the near future there would be natural breast implants that are based on stem cells or something`”;
Amber Phillips on 09.30.2010
breast implants will just become ordinary surgical prodedure these days*:~
LASER and Optics Forum · on 11.07.2010
i personally do not think that breast implants are necessary but if a woman wants a better breast then it is her own decision `