09.22.2009
Police Stop Naked Jogger
by The $@bs
This week a man received a warning after police spotted him jogging naked.
The Swiss 26-year-old told police that running naked “allows his skin to absorb more oxygen.”
Oh, but he wasn’t completely naked. He was wearing running shoes, a cap, sunglasses and a pouch around his waist. (Talk about a fanny pack.)
He stated that he ran in a similar outfit around three times a week. (Um, none?)
Police registered an official complaint against him for indecent exposure, and the man agreed to wear more clothing from now on; (namely a necktie).
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