Real Housewife of NJ’s Real Sex Tape
If you happened to see the Real Housewives of New Jersey on Bravo (which took place in Franklin Lakes, where I went to high school!), you were probably fascinated/horrified by one Danielle Staub. Her over-the-top drama and histrionics in general made for fantastic reality TV, but one awful existence.
Raising (or lowering) her own bar, you’ll soon be able to see her in all her plastic surgical glory, as Hustler plans to ‘leak’ a 75 minute sex tape of the divorcée… which she, herself, shot. Who would want to see this horsey faced 47-year-old ho naked for over an hour is beyond me. Nevertheless, the tape is going to be released June 14; so if you’re out of expectorant, you’re in luck. I’m sure her children will be very proud. Next stop for Ms. Staub? Probably porn (shudders).
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Brendan McAleer on 06.09.2010
Sabrina thanks for your posts on facebook, I look forward to seeing what crazy shit you will find next there a bright spot in my day!
The $@bs on 06.09.2010
It’s what I do
Thanks for reading, Brendan!
Robin Roberts on 06.10.2010
Appropriate end to this genius article….Next stop for Ms. Staub? The Belmont where she wil compete as “Who’s riding Who”. Odds have her at 18 to 1.