Restore the Color of Your Vagina
I don’t spend so much time staring at my genitals that I’d ever notice if mine was fading in color, but I’m glad to know that if I ever did, a solution already exists.
My New Pink Button is a cosmetic colorant that promises to restore the pink back to a woman’s genitals. The creators noted that over the years, it’s normal for a woman’s labia to lose its pink hue due to stress or childbirth.
This specialty stain “blends with the skin’s natural color” and lasts for about three days – “perfect for a romantic weekend” (during which, you’d of course want your vagina at its pinkest).
I find this somewhat racist, since minority women wouldn’t have the need to color their vaginas pink (unless they are into punk rock pussy, perhaps). Also, I didn’t see corresponding links for “My New Black Button” or the like…
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Jenn on 01.19.2010
do they also make “Bye Bye Blue” to cover mens unsightly penis veins?
The $@bs on 01.19.2010
I think they need your marketing genius on their team…
len37 on 01.19.2010
i don’t know about fading but all women black, white, yellow, red… are pink on the inside
The $@bs on 01.19.2010
True, but why would anyone want to die the inside of their vagina?
J on 01.19.2010
@The $@bs: Not this inside, the outside. Also, that Pink Button crap is terrible, it burns, it doesn’t work and it’s practically asking for a yeast infection.
If you want to fool around down there, just use a lipstick. Looks good, feels good, slides together silkily as you walk.
/feels good man
BRIAN on 01.20.2010
I’m gonna get this to use on my disgusting looking brown eye.
Spike Nesmith on 01.20.2010
Did the late Michael Jackson fall into a vat of this stuff…?
*knock knock*
Oh… excuse me for a moment. Someone is at the comment box door.
…..ah, it’s 1993! It’s come to reclaim its pop culture references. =/ hmph.
The $@bs on 01.20.2010
LMAO – this is the best comment this blog has ever seen!