06.04.2009
Sperm Facial Found to Smooth Wrinkles
by The $@bs
As if any man needed a reason to shoot his load in a female’s face, recent studies found that a powerful anti-oxidant in human sperm diminishes wrinkles and smooths the skin. The spermine found in human semen is now being synthesized in labs and sold by Norwegian company, Bioforskning.
The spermine facials cost around $250 and are being offered at local New York spa, Townhouse. (Conveniently, they also offer snail secretion facials for $175.) Alternatively, no doubt any philanthropic, heterosexual male would also be willing to provide the service free of charge.
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Jennifer on 06.04.2009
this is so absurd i had to look it up and, it’s fo’ real! $250? seriously. that’s what i usually get paid to receive the facial. HA!
wouldn’t it be awesome if these women were laying on the table awaiting their spa service and in comes some random guy to cum on their face?
Kevin on 06.04.2009
Holy shit I’m in the wrong business. 4x a day would be $1k. I could blow that pretty easily.
Wait..poor choice of words….um…nevermind.
The $@bs on 06.04.2009
LOL – talk about best job ever: sperm facial administrator!
Kevin on 06.04.2009
Me: Yes Ma’am. You are going to have to tell me the general area where you need this, because it’s a one shot deal…unless you want to reschedule.
The $@bs on 06.04.2009
‘I just need like ten minutes…. and this Penthouse issue’
sue on 06.04.2009
how often is this required and how much is needed?
The $@bs on 06.04.2009
LOL – well not sure it’s absolutely necessary, like a massage: enjoyable but not required. Not sure how much they apply, I’d say visit the spa’s website if you really want to know!
BRIAN on 06.04.2009
Knowing me and my luck I would get this awsome job of unloading on womens faces which I would do for free and I would walk into the operating room all ready to shoot and my mother or sister would be laying there. I mean the $ is good so I would probably still do it but I might not sleep right for a while.
jon on 06.22.2009
Great job,Id be glad to provide the facials.Were do I sign up?
The $@bs on 06.22.2009
I say you just randomly enter spas, start shooting, and ask for tips
Roger on 09.28.2009
I would like to offer a do it yourself special for women,free extraction orally,or $50 using the hand method