Starfaced Girl Admits to Lying
I can’t imagine who actually believed this Belgian girl’s story: she initially claimed that she asked a tattoo artist for 3 stars on her face, fell asleep, and woke up with 56 stars instead of the 3. Yea, having a needle in my face for hours always makes me sleepy too…
She went on to allege that the Flemish tattoo artist didn’t understand her French and English and discussed suing him to have laser surgery to remove the stars. It came as no surprise (to me) that the star spangled facial was, in fact, intended. The girl said she lied because her father was “furious” after seeing her face. (A-DUH!) The tattoo artist, Rouslan Toumaniantz, says he doesn’t resent the situation, but rather is pleased with the publicity it has brought him.
$@bs
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ann on 06.23.2009
They should do a follow-up story on what drugs the girl was on… there’s no way pot could f*ck you up enough to want 56 stars on your face. Okay, maybe enough to WANT them, but there’d be zero follow-through by that point. Then to think it’s somehow believable that you didn’t mean to? Yah. Coke’s no joke, sweetheart…
Dave on 06.23.2009
Stars on her face? No problem–I’d hit that poon like it owed me money. Can you imagine getting a wet, sloppy blowjob from her? It’d be like FUCKING THE UNIVERSE, man. I’d spray like a hose.
Joe on 06.23.2009
The fact that she wanted any stars on her face made her suspect. When the only people I see with tattoos on their faces are Mike Tyson or people in thesmokinggun.com’s Friday mugshot roundup, I know something is off.
niceguyted on 06.23.2009
Jeez. I really kind of want to stick up for the poor girl, but I don’t have anything nice to say. It looks like she got the stupid gene AND the ugly gene. I’d say possible Darwin Award candidate, but apparently Dave’s willing to give her a shot at reproduction.