Giant 200-Year-Old Dildos Sold for $5800
Old shit is always cool; especially when it’s vintage sex toys. 200-year-old gigantic wooden phalluses were recently sold at an auction in the UK for for almost $6K. The Brentwood Antiques Auction described the sex toys as “extraordinary and exceptionally rare” and probably dated back to the late 1700s.
The items had been listed on the website under the category of “Erotica” with the description, “An extraordinary and exceptionally rare ‘Travel Godermiche’ being a pair of wooden phallus contained within a fitted kid leather covered Treen case with strap fleurs-de-lys decoration; one phallus 10 inches and with testicles and the other 11 inches and without testicles.’ Aptly named auctioneer, Wendy Wood, stated, “You might laugh but it’s a good opportunity for investment.” Jokes aside, that would be one nasty splinter…
Kettle Corn: Centuries of Tasty Fiber Fun
I’ve recently taken the time to determine when and where every street fair in NYC will be occurring this summer and Kettle corn is entirely to blame. I don’t know why I didn’t know about Kettle corn sooner, since it’s been around since the 1700s, but it’s only been in the last couple of years that I’ve developed a serious addiction.
If you’ve never had it, the flavor of kettle corn is the perfect combination of sweet and salty and has less fat and sodium than most flavored popcorn. I’ve tried to make my own, with limited success. I stopped trying after the first few times I set off the fire detector. I have a history of burning popcorn. Once I set off the fire alarm in my whole dormitory and everyone had to evacuate the building at 3:30 am one Tuesday morning. Needless to say the results of my attempts didn’t compare to the product sold by my preferred vendor, http://kettlecornnyc.com/. To conclude: me luvs!
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