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	<title>It&#039;s My World, Ur Just a Squirrel &#187; aggravated assault</title>
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		<title>Taxi Driver Beaten by Sex Couple</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 17:22:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A cab driver took a beat down with a high heel shoe after he refused to leave the car so a couple could have sex in the back seat. The couple, a 25 year old male and 23 year old female, allegedly hailed the taxi early Halloween. (Maybe they were just dressed up as people trying [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://city-north-messenger.whereilive.com.au/news/story/taxi-driver-bashed-by-sex-couple/" target="_blank"><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-3337" title="sextaxi" src="http://thesabs.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/sextaxi.jpg" alt="sextaxi" width="200" height="280" /></a>A cab driver took a beat down with a high heel shoe after he refused to leave the car so a couple could have sex in the back seat. The couple, a 25 year old male and 23 year old female, allegedly hailed the taxi early Halloween. (Maybe they were just dressed up as people trying to have sex.)</p>
<p>They directed the taxi driver toward a destination, and upon arrival they allegedly demanded he leave the car so they could have sex. Police reported that they then told the driver to get in the passenger seat before driving him to another town.</p>
<p>At this point, the driver took the opportunity to call for help. The couple then attacked the driver, punching him in the head and hitting him with a high heel shoe, refusing to pay the $72 fare.</p>
<p>The pair fled on foot but was later found nearby by police. Both have been charged with aggravated assault, illegal use of a taxi and failure to pay the fare. The taxi driver received a chipped tooth in the attack (plus, no peep show).</p>
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		<title>Sneeze Fetish Lands Elderly Man in Jail</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2009 16:25:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[An elderly man has been taken into custody and is expected to be charged with aggravated assault after he blew a powdery substance in a female store clerk’s face; twice. The employee was ringing up the suspect’s purchases and when he handed her a check, he blew the substance into her face. She turned away [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.heraldbanner.com/local/local_story_268004633.html" target="_blank"><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-3074" title="Picture 8" src="http://thesabs.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/Picture-8-300x288.png" alt="Picture 8" width="300" height="288" align="right" /></a>An elderly man has been taken into custody and is expected to be charged with aggravated assault after he blew a powdery substance in a female store clerk’s face; twice.</p>
<p>The employee was ringing up the suspect’s purchases and when he handed her a check, he blew the substance into her face. She turned away to process his check and when she turned back to him, he did it a second time and waited in the store for a few moments before leaving.</p>
<p>Police eventually detained the suspect and the substance he used in the incident was later identified as white pepper. Police reported that after questioning, the man admitted to becoming sexually aroused by females sneezing. (Phlegm= NOT hot.)</p>
<p>The nature of the incident could not be considered sexual assault. But since the employee was taken to a local hospital for an irritated throat and arm, the suspect was arrested for aggravated assault (well, really a pepper rather than assault&#8230;) causing serious bodily harm.</p>
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