09.29.2009
Man Accepts Pizza Delivery Naked
by The $@bs
A pizza delivery woman called police after repeatedly delivering food to a man wearing no pants. (I can only ponder what shirt he would have chosen for this outfit.) Police reported that the woman delivering the pizza notified authorities after four similar incidents (where he tried to supply his own sausage).
An officer was sent to speak to the man to discuss his “inappropriate” behavior. The man has since been banned from all local pizza delivery, though the pizza delivery woman didn’t want to press charges. (I wonder if he’s yet realized the untapped Chinese food delivery market). The pizza delivery woman should have realized what was going on, since the man always ordered extra anchovies.
