If you suck at cards, better not practice your bluffing skills during a game of strip poker. Two people were caught running naked down the street early in the morning. Cops first saw a woman jogging down the street, completely butt-ass naked. When back up officers were called to deal with the “crime”, they found both a naked woman and a naked man hiding behind a fence.
The naked couple told the cops that they were losers in a game of strip poker and had no choice but to run around the block towards home, sans clothing. The cops then escorted the naked couple back to the apartment where the game was still in full swing. Police then met the full round of players of the strip poker tournament, who were described as only “half naked.” Now, in a game of strip poker, the only one way to keep score is to keep your clothes off (or on, depending on your performance). The kind officers did not force anyone to lose track of their position in the game, but allowed the naked couple to find their clothing and dress only because they had lost and were, therefore, out of the game.
While the couple was dressing, the cops had no problem hanging out in the apartment while the poker game continued and more clothes were shed; presumably to provide poker playing tips. They issued only a verbal warning and didn’t arrest the man or woman for their naked sprint since it occurred at a time when it was unlikely for anyone to see them, except for the policeman who first spotted them; and then, of course, all his friends who arrived for backup.
Naked Man Flees Lover’s Furious Husband
A man is getting the cold shoulder by his neighbors after naked pictures of him were released into his local community.
The photos show him cowering naked outside his lover’s apartment while fleeing her jealous husband.
The 25-year-old escaped through the balcony window when he was caught in bed with the man’s wife at the married couple’s home.
Photographs of the altercation were captured by a neighbor and uploaded to a community website.
When questioned, the man stated only that, “People are even laughing at how I look naked – but I have to point out it was a very cold day.” (Guess he’s not getting just a cold shoulder.)
