Woman Discovers ‘Naked Candyman’ Surprise
If you’ve ever asked yourself, “who can take a sunrise, sprinkle it in dew, cover it in chocolate and a miracle or two“, then you already know that the Candyman can. Well in addition to doing all that, he can also appear naked at random inside bags of women’s candies.
One such woman was left mystified when she opened a bag of candy, and discovered a two-inch pink candy shaped like a naked man holding his junk. The 23-year-old found the kinky candy in a bag of Candy King she got at a local grocery. She stated, ”When I opened the bag, I screamed so loudly the whole office came running over. I couldn’t believe my eyes.”
But rather than being delighted over the rare keepsake, the woman was upset and immediately called the store where she had purchased the candy. While at first they thought it was a prank call, they have since begun an investigation in oder to ascertain where the candy came from.
The grocer commented, “We expect better behaviour from our jelly sweets.” (Don’t we all?)
Man Claims Stolen Goods Were Sex Toys
Patrolling officers first saw the 34 year-old walking around with an empty bag early in the morning last week. The man was stopped a few hours later when the same officers noticed that the bag he had been toting around was suddenly and inexplicably very full.
When asked about the bag’s contents, the man claimed that it was full of his ex-wife’s sex toys. (I know I always travel with my ex’s sex toys.) Checking the bag, the officers found another man’s wallet, a couple’s checkbook, lottery tickets, a GPS device, CDs, an American Express receipt, a couple of parking tickets, two cell phone chargers, a pink iPod, a camera, a Nissan key, gold charms and a watch. (Exactly what sort of sex game was this?)
Authorities soon determined that the items were from three cars nearby that had been broken into. The man was charged with burglarizing the vehicles and two counts each of receiving stolen property and felony larceny. Police said more charges are expected as the investigation progresses (such as falsely advertising sex toys).
