Computer Found with Images of Gorilla Porn
Some people like Asian porn, some like child porn, and of course, some like seeing human beings fuck a gorilla… Police got more than they bargained for when they seized a computer for forensic analysis and stumbled on images of “a person performing an act of intercourse with a live gorilla”. (As a opposed to a dead gorilla, naturally.)
The 32-year-old man who owned the computer was arrested when officers raided his home in Northampton, UK and took his computer. In addition to the gorilla porn, they found other pictures involving animals as well as thousands of images of children being sexually abused.
The man plead guilty to 12 charges of making and possessing 34,909 indecent images of children and well as 50 pictures of extreme pornography showing bestiality with a gorilla and a dog. He was also required to sign the sex offenders’ list before leaving court. For more on this story, click here.
Farmer Arrested For Raping Dog
Old MacDonald had a… taste for bestiality? A 33-year-old farmer from the Philippines was arrested for raping a dog… twice. The farmer, married (though hopefully not for long), was first caught having sex with the dog in November. According to the story, the dog’s owner initially did not mind the sexual assault of his pet, but asked the man not to repeat the offense, stating “animals also have their rights“. With a fancy for this particular dog apparently, a second assault on the canine was repeated some two weeks later, at which point the dog’s owner witnessed the act (voyeur) and reported it to police. The suspect is currently in jail facing charges of violation of The Animal Welfare Act.
What do you do if you can’t get laid? Go for the next best thing: Squiddy Porn. But try and find some that features a live fish at least, before having your voyeuristic, bestial way. One extremely weird 46-year old British man was caught with a pic of a man having sex with a dead squid after cops raided his stash of grossly offensive porn .
The man was charged with possession of an image of someone “performing an act of intercourse with a dead animal, namely an octopus/squid, which was grossly offensive, disgusting or otherwise of an obscene character“. In total, the alleged perv was charged with 25 counts of pornography.
In his dirty little secret collection, authorities also found 57 child porn images and photos of a person performing sex acts with horses and dogs. When questioned about the images, the man told the court that he looked at the photographs because he couldn’t get sexually aroused, but that the photos didn’t relieve his problems. (Shocker.) He’s been sentenced to four months in prison.
Police Raid Bestiality Farm
What do you do with your life after making a fortune in the 90s? Run a cocaine and marijuana business, of course. But what if that fails? Well then, you’ll naturally want to create a private bestiality farm for the sexual gratification of wealthy international guests.
The owner of the recently discovered sex farm initially made his money buying and selling small companies in the 1990s. In 2002 he filed for bankruptcy when creditors sought millions from him, whereupon he started running cocaine and marijuana across the border for a local drug kingpin. He was finally arrested in 2005 after being pulled him over with almost 375 pounds of cocaine in his vehicle, valued at $34 million.
Upon his release (but still under probation), the man hid out in a compound near the Canadian border. This is where he started the bestiality haven, which included mice with cut off tails, smothered in Vaseline with a string tied around them. Video footage obtained from a police raid also depicted guests having sex with several large-breed dogs. Dozens of horses and dogs were seized from the compound, many of which were in such a condition that they had to be euthanized. If convicted, the owner faces up to five years in prison.
A 49-year-old plumber, Bradley Brainard (and as it turns out, not quite so brainy) was under investigation for selling drugs to prisoners when authorities discovered behavior far more disturbing.
Police say that they found video footage of the Californian man from Atascadero wearing nothing but a woman’s brassiere, in bed with a chocolate Labrador whom he was “masturbating and orally copulating”, according to the arrest warrant. In an interview with the San Luis Obispo Tribune, Brainard stated, “It’s something I got into that I never should have gotten into.” (YA THINK???)
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