A woman from Shalimar (and not Jody Watley) claims that she accidentally sent out a pic of her vagina in a chat room, started tripping, bit her boyfriend and then knifed him. (First of all, how does one accidentally send out a picture of one’s genitalia? “Whoops, I sent you a picture of my vagina by mistake!) Her boyfriend of 7 years said that he found out his girlfriend had multiple provocative messages from other men in a chat room. Looking at the outgoing messages, he discovered one which contained the photo of his girlfriend’s vajayjay. (He would recognize that smile anywhere.)
The boyfriend then confronted his girlfriend and said that she ”started tripping“, stating that she hadn’t meant to send out a vaj shot. She convinced him that it had been an accident and he tried to be supported and attempted to hug her. However, in response, she bit him in the shoulder, scratched him and grabbed a large kitchen knife and cut his arm. (One bad f’ing trip.) He had a large bloody bite mark on his shoulder, multiple scratches and a small laceration on his left arm. The woman admitted to biting her boyfriend, but insists that they were “just playing.” (Playing Twilight?) The 31-year-old was charged with battery and aggravated battery using a deadly weapon and is due in court in May.
Quite possibly the biggest schmuck on the planet, a man bashed and choked his girlfriend until she blacked out when she tried to engage him in a threesome. The woman brought along a female friend on a camping trip, during which she confessed to her boyfriend that she was bisexual. She even supplied the party with alcohol to make him “more receptive” to the notion of a threesome. (Because most men need to be persuaded to have sex with two women at once, right?)
But just as things started getting good and the two girls became more involved with each other, homeboy decided to bounce. He stormed off in his car and quickly and drunkenly crashed into bushes. His girlfriend ran after him and attempted to take the car keys from him. At this point, the drama was unfolding in front of many other campers. As his girlfriend grabbed at the keys, the man slapped her and shoved her to the ground.
The girlfriend then tried to run off, but the man punched her in the head, chest and back before choking her until she blacked out. She suffered bruising and a sore neck but recovered, while her stupid and shady boyfriend spent the night and next day in jail. He pled guilty to two counts of assault and received a three-month jail sentence, suspended on condition of good behaviour for two years. You would think that this would be the end of their relationship, but actually, sources report that the couple has since become engaged. (Congrats, Ike Turner.)
