A naked man was caught on tape in a woman’s driveway using a water hose to bathe early Monday morning. He was then seen breaking into the home, but police report that only thing he stole was a white sheet to cover himself.
Police continued that once inside, the man also cooked himself some food and had a few drinks before taking another shower. (Question: What was on the menu and was this an adult beverage?) He then wrapped himself in the sheet and walked out the front door.
The home-owner returned from vacation to find several windows broken and called police. Her surveillance cameras captured the man on video. The video footage depicted the nude white man washing himself with the water hose around 1:00 Monday morning.. He then knocked on the front door, but no one answered so he walked to the back yard, sat in a chair and put on what police think was a trash bag. After a little while, he took the bag off and starting busting out several windows.
Moments later, he decided to go inside the home and ransacked it, made a snack, had a few drinks and took another shower. Police said they have little to go on other than the video. Police have no other information other than the surveillance footage and some pubic hair he left on the home-owner’s soap while showering (ok, MAYBE I made that last part up).
An 18 year old broke into his neighbor’s house on Wednesday while the resident was away; taking nothing from the home, but only cutting his pubic hair and leaving the trimmings behind (like some f*cked cat’s gift).
Remorseful about his behavior, the man later confessed to the woman who owned the house. Not surprisingly, she immediately then called local Greenwich police.
The man was charged Thursday night with first-degree burglary and is scheduled to appear in court on Friday. My question: Are the pubes now in police custody for DNA testing? “You ARE the father (of the pubes).”
