Penis Headpieces Sent Down Runway
Yea, Fashion can get pretty annoying: paper thin waifs clad in nothing but burlap sacks that still somehow look better than you do. No one would argue that the industry is swarming with dickheads; and one fashionista is taking that literally.
A fashion show in London displayed collections inspired by rituals, costumes, or traditional Roman Catholic carnivals marking the beginning of Lent. The look translated into loose fitting sportswear, draped with fabrics, etc.
New Power Studio took this one step further with creative new head ware: penises and breasts made out of PVC. Could the trend take off? Maybe… in the gay community… Check out more here.
Naked Fist Fight Shocks Cafe Patrons
In an episode that clearly should have been aired on Spike TV, a woman stripped naked in front of a crowd of people innocently dining at a restaurant in Australia yesterday. Witnesses reported that the woman took off all her clothes when she got into a full-on fist fight with another woman over a man.
Police said that the 39-year-old woman was picked up from a median strip on Dick Ward Drive (note the irony) after she tore off all of her clothes. Restaurant customers were reportedly unimpressed (obviously an ‘A’ cup).
One witness commented, “She was pretty much just defending herself and then she was lifting up her shirt and showing her breasts. She took off her clothes and then she walked to the median strip, lit a cigarette and laid down.” Police found the woman lying naked, still in full view of patrons at the restaurant. She was given a fine and taken home in a paddy wagon. Aussies apparently don’t have very advanced phones since NO footage is available of the encounter. Thanks for nothin’, Australia.
Serial Breast Grabber At Large
Australian women and drag queens beware: One man has already made three attacks on local breasts in northwest Sydney. Police report that in all three incidents the man asked the women for directions before grabbing their breasts and running off.
Victims described the assaulter as thin man of Indian appearance between the ages of 25 to 28 with black, short, unkempt hair, a wispy black beard, a large nose (and very strong hands). Police also indicate that the man was dressed in a polo-style collared shirt with dark-coloured stone-washed jeans. (It appears he’s been grabbing breasts since the 80′s.)
A woman was arrested for disorderly intoxication on Saturday following her public spectacle at a bowling alley in Golden Gate. The 22 year-old exposed her while in handcuffs (my kind of girl) according to the police report. She yelled that she was offering a free peep show, a deputy wrote.
The woman was arrested the bowling alley’s bar, where she had been stirring trouble earlier that night, reportedly striking a husband and wife with her vehicle in the parking lot, swearing at them and asking if they wanted to fight. She then went into the bowling alleys restroom and began punching walls.
After her arrest, the woman was placed in the back of a police car and began banging her head into the partition. Her belligerence continued through her booking, when staff had to place a spit mask over her head (often used for llamas).
