Woman Shot in the Vagina…13 Times
What’s worse than a bullet to the vajayjay? How about thirteen? A woman from Cape Town, South Africa was fatally wounded when gangsters aimed and opened fired on her vagina. The 24-year-old woman and her 25-year-old former gangster boyfriend were in their house when trouble began.
The young woman answered a knock at the door and was met by four gunman. They asked for her boyfriend, but when she turned to get him, they aimed and shot at her vagina. The woman collapsed on top of her boyfriend, who was injured in the back and leg. Through her intense pain, she was able to tell her father the names of the gunmen before she passed away. Local authorities reported that they made a few arrests and opened a case of murder as well as attempted murder. Note: Don’t fuck with South African gangsters…
Boy Accidentally Shoots Himself in Penis
“Is that a gun in your pocket or did you just blow the head off your dick?”
Police reported that a 15-year-old from Brooklyn shot himself in the penis on Sunday after fumbling with the gun that slid from his waistband.
The youth claimed that he was walking home when the gun began to fall into his pants. When he grabbed for it, he accidentally pulled the trigger and fired a bullet through his penis.
He then (somehow) staggered home, told his mother what had happened, and the pair headed to Kings County Hospital.
The teen was treated and released from the hospital before being arrested by police and charged with reckless endangerment and criminal possession of a weapon. Also the teen doesn’t foresee being pardoned by his penis any time soon.
