He continued, “People can practice whatever religion they want, but your religious practice ends with someone else’s body.” The proposed measure would amend the city’s existing law “to make it a misdemeanor to circumcise, excise, cut or mutilate the foreskin, testicle or penis of another person who has not attained the age of 18.” (Apparently the man hasn’t considered just how much more a circumcision would hurt at that age.) Violators of the proposed measure would be fined up to $1,000 and up to one year in jail.

He then repeated the offense in April, but in this instance, the 20 something victim sent the bottle off to a private lab to be tested after drinking it and the lab results showed that the water had been contaminated with semen. The man’s DNA was linked to the crime and he was arrested outside his home. He now faces two counts of ‘releasing an offensive material’ in a public place and assault for sexual gratification If found guilty, he could be jailed for three years.

The school district is now forming a committee composed of principals, teachers and parents to determine whether the 470,000 entries are suitable for children. Free speech advocates (and sane people), worry that this is “needless and harmful censorship”. Seriously, why don’t you take a look at the Bible and let me know if the stories of rape, pillage, murder and the like are suitable for children? Or for that matter, check out one of any classically gruesome Brothers Grimm Fairy Tales.

The Executive Director of the California First Amendment Coalition stated, “If a public school were to remove every book because it contains one word deemed objectionable to some parent, then there would be no books at all in our public libraries.  I think common sense seems to be lacking in this school.” Obvi. The school district might settle for trading the collegiate editions for Merriam-Webster’s Children’s Dictionary. (I’m sure the pictures are lovely.)

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The woman was arrested the bowling alley’s bar, where she had been stirring trouble earlier that night, reportedly striking a husband and wife with her vehicle in the parking lot, swearing at them and asking if they wanted to fight. She then went into the bowling alleys restroom and began punching walls.

After her arrest, the woman was placed in the back of a police car and began banging her head into the partition. Her belligerence continued through her booking, when staff had to place a spit mask over her head (often used for llamas).

The 38-year-old man was arrested early Saturday after allegedly ringing neighbors’ doorbells naked. Authorities responding to complaints were led on a chase for nearly seven miles before the man stopped his pickup truck on an on-ramp to a local highway. He then exited the car and ran into an occupied house by kicking in a door, finally trying to hide behind nearby trees and shrubs (and failing).

The man was ultimately arrested on suspicion of a DUI (shocker), evading a police officer, driving with a suspended license, indecent exposure, entering a house without permission, vandalism, resisting arrest, and a partridge in a pear tree.

Upon further investigation, police discovered the man in his bustier, plus a miniskirt, fishnet stockings and heels, hiding behind exercise equipment and watching an adult film on his laptop. After searching him, police arrested the man for drug possession after finding marijuana, methamphetamine and paraphernalia in his bag. Seriously, who works out in a bustier, miniskirt, fishnets, and heels??? The world may never know, since the man refused to comment following the arrest.

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