Two inebriated morons put on a live sex show in the middle of the day in the parking lot of a police station.
The pair was so engrossed in the dirty deed that they didn’t notice the public and cops watching.
After being pulled apart (not dismembered, just separated), the woman claimed that her gentleman lover was not her type (mainly since she has a live-in girlfriend; interesting way of showing her sexual preference, by the way).
After their admission of guilt, (frankly I don’t see how this could be denied after the public spectacle) both have been fined over $300 for a sexual breach of the peace (a law I definitely need to know more about).
Train Drags Mooner Half Naked Along Tracks
A man mooning the staff on a departing train got his pants caught in the train car door and ended up being dragged half naked along the platform, out of the station and onto the tracks.
The 22-year-old journalism student shoved his ass against the window of a double-decker train after staff forced him off since he hadn’t purchased a ticket. Pissed, he attempted the full mooning, but instead he ended up dangling by his pants and was dragged for 200 metres, (about 656 feet, you’re welcome America). Thankfully (for him) he was able to keep his legs away from the wheels of the train.
The incident ended when a passenger pulled the emergency brake and rescue services were called in, causing delays for 23 trains. The man/moron now faces charges of dangerous interference in rail transport, insulting the train staff, and a serious fine for the delays he caused.
