Man Claims Stolen Goods Were Sex Toys
Patrolling officers first saw the 34 year-old walking around with an empty bag early in the morning last week. The man was stopped a few hours later when the same officers noticed that the bag he had been toting around was suddenly and inexplicably very full.
When asked about the bag’s contents, the man claimed that it was full of his ex-wife’s sex toys. (I know I always travel with my ex’s sex toys.) Checking the bag, the officers found another man’s wallet, a couple’s checkbook, lottery tickets, a GPS device, CDs, an American Express receipt, a couple of parking tickets, two cell phone chargers, a pink iPod, a camera, a Nissan key, gold charms and a watch. (Exactly what sort of sex game was this?)
Authorities soon determined that the items were from three cars nearby that had been broken into. The man was charged with burglarizing the vehicles and two counts each of receiving stolen property and felony larceny. Police said more charges are expected as the investigation progresses (such as falsely advertising sex toys).
