It's My World, Ur Just a Squirrel » cigarette http://thesabs.com Because I'm a media whore with a dirty mind and a penchant for laughter... Fri, 18 Nov 2011 20:27:55 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Fireman Burns Down Apt During ‘Hot’ Sex http://thesabs.com/fireman-burns-down-apt-during-hot-sex/ http://thesabs.com/fireman-burns-down-apt-during-hot-sex/#comments Wed, 05 Aug 2009 20:40:13 +0000 The $@bs http://thesabs.com/?p=2779 sexfireIn an ironic twist of fate, a retired fireman accidentally set fire to his own residence in a fit of passion when throwing a cigarette as he made love to his spouse. The 63 year old man said that he and his 56-year-old wife were in mid dirty deed when flames forced them to run naked from their Miami apartment. The man shamefully reflected on the 37 years he spent as a fireman discussing the dangers of smoking in bed, as he desperately attempted to put out the blaze.

His wife noted that, ”After three or four pans of water it kept getting worse. I didn’t have any baking soda so I grabbed some mashed potatoes, and then I grabbed some bread crumbs and it was starting to get better but by then the smoke was so bad you couldn’t see.“ The man was able to pull his wife to safety before her lungs collapsed and they were given clothes once they managed to escape the fire.

On the bright side, the wife is taking bids for her new recipe for smoke-flavored mashed potatoes with toasted breadcrumbs. Currently the highest bidder is Burger King (home of the flame-broiled Whopper, the result of a similar incident…)

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