Man Nearly Castrates Himself
Like playing Toad in the Hole? Who doesn’t? Well, maybe the guy that almost forfeited his cock in the process… A Colombian man came close to castrating himself (closer to not cumming at all) with an improvised penis ring before running into the streets butt-ass naked. Cops spotted the man wandering around naked with a ring around his dick that’s normally used to play the pub game “toad in the hole“. The ring was shoved over his penis so that it was cutting off the blood supply to his prick. When questioned, the man admitted that he had had shoved the toy ring over his dick to increase the pleasure of masturbating, but was then unable to remove it. Doctors were able to remove the ring, as blood had begun clotting in the penis.
Had he not received immediate medical attention, this could have caused gangrene, forcing doctors to amputate the penis. Unfortunately, the doctors were not able to prevent damage to the dick, and the man is now facing an erection deficiency as his penis “will no longer have elasticity.” Following the procedure, the man was sent to the local mental hospital and given anti-inflammatory medication so the swollen penis could return to normal size. Psychiatrists stated that the man was suffering from an extreme form of exhibitionism and sex-addiction. (More like sex-adDICKtion – Ohhhh! BOO-YA!)
The Ring II: Penis Extension Fail
A 50-year-old man put his penis through the hole of a steel, ring-shaped dumbbell weight fastener, got stuck, and couldn’t remove his member from the would-be steel vagina. The man thought the weight from the metal object would extend his organ, but instead he rendered it practically useless.
The collar-like fastener cut off circulation to the man’s penis, which blackened and swelled to five times its normal size (so I guess it kind of worked…). In order to remove the ring, firefighters were forced saw through the ring.
Doctors reported that if the man waited any longer, the flesh in his penis would have died (which makes me shudder, and I don’t even have a penis… since the accident).
Firefighters set up a watering system to prevent the sparks created from the sawing from injuring the man when cutting through the thick ring around his penis. The process took two hours.
