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	<title>It&#039;s My World, Ur Just a Squirrel &#187; clinic</title>
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		<title>Plan B and Plan A(wkward)</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Mar 2009 14:35:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My friend took this picture while on vacation and I HAD to post it.  I have an even better story to go with it: I was meeting a friend at a clinic to take her home after terminating an unwanted pregnancy. The waiting area was pretty full when I arrived so it took me a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plan_B_(birth_control)#Plan_B" target="_blank"><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-1304" title="photo" src="http://thesabs.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/photo-300x224.jpg" alt="photo" width="300" height="224" align="right" /></a>My friend took this picture while on vacation and I HAD to post it.  I have an even better story to go with it:</p>
<p>I was meeting a friend at a clinic to take her home after terminating an unwanted pregnancy. The waiting area was pretty full when I arrived so it took me a moment to find my friend. I finally spotted her and took a seat beside her.</p>
<p>I then tried to entertain her with zany antics so as to take away from the horror of our surroundings. I was in the middle of Act I when I looked up and noticed a man sitting no more than two feet from us.  I thought he was pretty cute and there was something familiar about him. After another second I realized it was someone I used to date. He looked up at just that moment and we made eye contact. AWKWARD. We said hello but not much else.</p>
<p>He was obviously there having impregnated someone and was waiting for her to return from the procedure. I thanked God that I wasn&#8217;t there for my own appointment. Soon my friend&#8217;s name was called and we were left with the uncomfortable task of sitting there, practically next to each other.  Pleasant conversation was altogether impossible; we tried to avoid eye contact. Soon I busied myself with a book and nodded off.  When I awoke, much to my relief he had left.</p>
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