Man Uses Leaf Blower Naked from Waist Down
You know your leaf blower is working when you look down and aren’t wearing pants. A 67-year-old man from Scarsdale (well, we’re all a bit scarred now) was arrested after he was seen using an electric leaf blower with his twig and berries on public display. The New Yorker was doing his lawn work naked from the waist down when police were called to his residence.
Responding to a complaint of the offending view, cops spoke with the man, who responded that he was free to do as he wanted on his property. Just to show him how wrong he could be, the man was arrested and taken to local police station for processing. He’s now being charged with public lewdness.
Have you ever had the urge to smack someone in the head with your dick? If so, you’ll be able to relate to a certain Lithuanian who was fined roughly $925 for attempting to assault a policewoman with his penis. The 28-year-old engineer tried to dick slap the officer in the head when she responded to a complaint filed by his girlfriend.
The officer had sat down on the couch inside the residence to take the complaint when the man exposed himself and thrust his penis toward her. Sadly, the officer managed to duck out of the way. The man admitted to having been drunk at the time of the incident (obvi). Personally, I’d have paid top dollar to obtain footage of the encounter.
Police Stop Naked Jogger
This week a man received a warning after police spotted him jogging naked.
The Swiss 26-year-old told police that running naked “allows his skin to absorb more oxygen.”
Oh, but he wasn’t completely naked. He was wearing running shoes, a cap, sunglasses and a pouch around his waist. (Talk about a fanny pack.)
He stated that he ran in a similar outfit around three times a week. (Um, none?)
Police registered an official complaint against him for indecent exposure, and the man agreed to wear more clothing from now on; (namely a necktie).
