Caution all drug users: Controlled substances may result in delusions of grandeur; particularly with regard to your penis size. One Floridian man can vouch for this after being arrested for exposing his self-promoted “biggest penis in the world” to a mixed crowd of adults and children… several times.
According to police, the man approached a group of kids and asked, “Have you ever seen the biggest penis in the world?” Then “he took it out“ and the kids bolted. He did this a few times before returning to his apartment. Cops found him in his abode surrounded by dog shit and cocaine (perfect together). He’s been charged with two counts of exposure of sexual organs (his twig and berries), and possession of cocaine and drug paraphernalia. He is being held on $32,000 bail.
