Restore the Color of Your Vagina
I don’t spend so much time staring at my genitals that I’d ever notice if mine was fading in color, but I’m glad to know that if I ever did, a solution already exists.
My New Pink Button is a cosmetic colorant that promises to restore the pink back to a woman’s genitals. The creators noted that over the years, it’s normal for a woman’s labia to lose its pink hue due to stress or childbirth.
This specialty stain “blends with the skin’s natural color” and lasts for about three days – “perfect for a romantic weekend” (during which, you’d of course want your vagina at its pinkest).
I find this somewhat racist, since minority women wouldn’t have the need to color their vaginas pink (unless they are into punk rock pussy, perhaps). Also, I didn’t see corresponding links for “My New Black Button” or the like…
Designing Vaginas
Ok, I didn’t know that this was even possible, or that anyone would find it necessary, but apparently some women opt to have surgery just for the sake of a better looking vagina. Research teams studied various psychological and physical reasons a woman decides to under go this surgery and found that an aesthetically appealing sex organ was the most popular reason. Others cited difficulty in wearing tight clothes or riding a bike, while some women said that they are embarrassed in front of a sexual partner.
However, experts claim that most women undergoing this treatment aren’t properly educated about the procedure. Studies show that women who choose to have this operation, known as a Labioplasty, could have health problems later on since research hasn’t been done on the long-term effects. Research teams added that it is also possible that surgery can increase sexual problems by damaging the nerve supply to the area, leading to impaired sexual sensitivity and satisfaction (SO not worth the risk).
