Drunk Awakes to New Penis Tattoo
A man awoke after drinking an entire bottle of vodka to discover his leg newly tattooed with a six inch penis, complete with 4 testicles. (Only 6 inches? What a gyp.) The 27 year old from Sweden stated that the last thing he remembers about the evening was leaving his apartment.
Friends helped fill in the blanks and reported that after hitting a nightspot, the group headed to a local hamburger joint, where the man slurred that he would like to get himself a drunken tattoo.
Meanwhile, on the other side of the booth, a tattoo artist heard his wish and immediately expressed an interest in granting it, provided that he was given full creative control to express himself on the drunken man’s limb. Once sober, the man said he was initially worried what his mother would think, and that he “hadn’t bathed in public at all this summer”. (It would seem to me that the tattoo pales in comparison to public bathing, but whatevs.)
