Is Cybersex Cheating on Your Partner?
With the onset of the Interweb, it’s become easy to engage in all types of sexual activity; surfing porn, meeting anonymously in chatrooms for banter, in hotel rooms for sex, sharing graphic images and engaging in mutual masturbation with strangers via webcams. This brings up the question: Is cybersex cheating on your partner?
If you asked my (asshole) ex, he’d say definitely. I disagreed for the win, pointing out that it’s not cheating if you never see or speak with the person. Then it would seem that cybersex is more innocent than porn, which I also have no problem with. (He also referred to smoking weed as ‘doing pot‘; enough said.) What do you think? Does sitting at your computer and engaging in sexual activity with someone on the Internet constitute infidelity?
Fail: Forn e-Cation
I am loathe to admit that I went back to 2nd Life after my 1st posting about what a waste it is. To my defense, I am addicted to Barbie Porn so why wouldn’t I want to see avatars have sex? I tried finding an adult room but was not successful. I did a search which yielded several results, but those rooms were desolate. At length I found a nude beach which had a few occupants and started chatting with a guy hanging out by the shoreline. After the required meaningless chitchat (where are you from, what do you do, why am I pretending like I give a rat’s ass), I started asking about adult rooms. Through this line of conversation, I learned that my new friend didn’t engage much with adult rooms since many women turned their digital noses at his conservative $5 pixelated penis … an evil foreshadowing.
He told me he knew of an adult room close by and offered to take me there. It was empty save some sparse furniture and he explained that it was just a private “play area”. Attempting to remove my clothing, I also removed my hair, my legs below the knee, and somehow ended up giving a blowjob to a couch. It was a very awkward situation but to make matters worse, then the app crashed and I’m sure he saw some bald paraplegic go from dry sucking a couch to disappearing altogether. This was not going well.
When I was able to return, I tried taking off my clothes and again was unsuccessful. When I inquired as to what the problem might be, he asked me if I had any skin (huh)? Apparently, I didn’t have a vagina yet. He gave me a bunch of skins and took me somewhere to “try them on”. I realized that it was a box full of body shapes, ethnicities, etc. I didn’t really care much about this so I just picked one. He didn’t like it and so I went back to picking vaginas.
The latency of the program was causing all sorts of errors. Suddenly I wasn’t into this anymore. I wasn’t there to browse body types and pubic hair, I just wanted to see a couple of cartoons fucking. He must have been multitasking as he waited for me to try on stuff because he didn’t respond when I thanked him for his time and told him I was going to bed. More like 2nd waste of my life. I think this time I learned my lesson.
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